Long-time urbanites relocate to a 270 year old farm in rural New England. Domestic chaos ensues, resulting in "...a year's worth of hilarious observations and amusing anecdotes." - Kirkus Review
"Please don’t expect historical, present-day or zoological accuracy from this blog. I mean, truthfully, it’s most enjoyed by the illiterate."
I blacked out and woke up hugging the fridge with the wrapper from a stick of butter stuck to my face.