I am now the proud recipient of My Very Own Personal Haystack!
It's a lot like getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame with the major difference being that the bullshit around The Fahm is real, actual *Bull Shit* while the bullshit in Hollywood is, shall we say, a little more theoretical.
Suffice it to say that I find I am leading a very grand life here on The Fahm - after all, what could be a more charming Gift for a Radical Homemaker? Thank you very mulch!