Monday, June 7, 2010

Tornado Watch

I sent text messages to my Mom, and Michele, that we were under a tornado watch yesterday and the day before, tornado watch being something entirely new to me and therefore worthy of sharing.  In the middle of battening down the hatches here at The Fahm I received these text responses:
(From my Mom)
"Duck and cover!"
(From Michele)
"If you see The Wizard, ask for lots of cash and don't let any BIATCHES* near those slippers!"

Onward Unicorns!

*  "BIATCHES" is code for any person intent upon stealing one's Mojo**

** Mojo, Noun.
1. Self-confidence, Self-assuredness as in basis for belief in ones self in a situation.

2. Ability to bounce back from a debilitating trauma and negative attitude.